Hi! My name is Stretch! I am a Daphneyland Sanctuary Hound!
I'm one of those special cases -
I was adopted from Fresno Humane in my younger days by a great guy who loved me bunches. Unfortunately our landlord wanted to rennovate our home and my dad and I became homeless. I was 15.
Not wanting me to have to live in a car or bounce around everywhere, and with many tears and sadness my Dad asked Daphneyland if I could stay there for a few months until he could find us a new place to live... that was 2 years ago. I am a resident of Daphneyland and I love it!!
In the last 2 years, I have explored every nook and cranny imagineable, and I am dreaming of more places to explore. I would like to submit my resume to be the manager of the basset rescue senior center. I would approve all visitors and allow them access once they have passed my stringent tests.....
Entry to the senior center would require:
Proper bellyrubbing - I will gladly allow test bellyrubbing.
Search for illegal treats - any and all jelly beans in pockets shall become my personal property upon discovery. I shall also confisticate any jerky treats, cookies or hamburgers. I am happy to oversee illegal cargo embargo - I have a special spot for these items. (Yum).
The ability to actually STEP OVER ME.
Resume requests should be sent to:
Stretch, 17 years
Daphneyland Sanctuary Hound
Senior Basset Center Manager